April 20, 2011
Rules of Friendship
1. Never ever leave your phone unattended. Glue that sucker to you because the temptation to do a little browsing is too great, especially for the weak
2. Only dead men tell no tales so if you want to keep your business to yourself- tell no one! As soon as something leaves your lips and fills the ears of someone else, the whole of your friends will know within five hours
3. If you find that you have a need to lie, plan it out and do so carefully, covering every base possible even if it seems like a silly base. Never lie in the spur of the moment without aplan because that one second of hesitation will give you away and you'll go out to the dogs
4. It's fine to mediate, but never play the middleman. The middleman is a sneaky little bastard and when your colors come out, the dogs will come barking again
5. Be supportive, not patronizing. Give your two cents on every situation, but keep it neutral and not condescending
6. Stick up for yourself in a calm, logical manner. The moment you let them walk all over you, they'll do it from then on
7. Never date an ex, even if that ex was just a fling. Don't even flirt casually with an ex
8. Keep your favorite foods hiden. Believe it or not, hunger will cause serious tension
9. Split gas or take turns driving. Gas is expensive and wallets are tight
10. Always spend quality time together. Laugh, joke, eat, and be merry. Because these are your friends. They might piss you off like no one else ever could, but there's a reason for that
scullerymaid at 12:04 p.m.