March 22, 2009

The guy with the yellow hair and oval head

You know what I can't stand? FDA. Why? Let me tell you.

The sole purpose of FDA is to check ID. Okay, maybe it's not the sole purpose, but it's the main duty. So, when I walk in, my card is ready. But do they pay attention? Absolutely not!

Today I came through, waving my card as always. But the guy never looked over so I continued on my merry little way. And then I hear him say, with his ritious voice raised and firm, that he needs to see my card. Well, if he had been paying attention instead of facebooking or whatever it was he was doing, he would have seen my card when I first whipped it out.

Booty to him!

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