January 16, 2014

Mother

The only time my mom talks to me is to text me to send her a Candy Crush ticket and it pisses me the fuck off. For 24 years, she religiously called me on my birthday at 6:24 to let me know that's when she brought me into the world. This year, I got nothing. She barely even spoke with me on Christmas. But she can send me fucking Candy Crush requests everyday.

I don't think so...

scullerymaid at 2:27 p.m.

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